Save me

I'm a cleptomaniac and I am proud to say
That I'm also hyperchondriac as well
So tell me what to do

I'm scared of going outside
'Cause I could catch a cold
I'd catch anothers cold
I'm desperate to be arrested
'Cause I'm so unsure of
what I might do

Save me
Before I break the law again

'Cause save me before I make another sin

Now I'm getting treated
For my mental illnesses
And every night they lock the door
To my little upper cell
But I forgot to tell I'm also claustrofobic

Save me
Save me before I pay these stores
I save me so I can break my mental cold

Oh And now I'm starting to get well
But still I'm scared 'cause
Every time I see a child I get erections

So please
Save me
Save me before my head explodes

Now save me
So I can break my mental cold

Now save me
Save me before I break the law

And save me
So I can break my mental cold
My mental cold

Save me from myself
Save me... Just save me from myself
Oh won't you save me